Hello, nap-loving hooman. It’s me again—Molly, professional sleeper, blanket burrower, and queen of the 17-hour snooze. You may think you know about naps… but you, dear reader, are merely a beginner.

Meowdy, human! I’m your fabulous feline friend, and today I’m here to explain one of the greatest mysteries of catkind:

The ZOOMIES. 

Hey hoomans! It’s your favorite feline here, ready to spill the tea on how we cats can beat the summer heat without turning into crispy cat snacks. I mean, I’m already fabulous, but sweating? No thanks.